The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.
Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.
by PeterG227 September 7, 2013