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IFT was the episode title in Breaking Bad Season 3, Episode 3. The producers couldn't say what that blatantly meant.
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"I Fucked Ted."

The title of Season 3 Episode 3 of AMC's Breaking Bad. At the end of the episode Skylar tells husband Walter of her infidelity.
The third episode of season three of Breaking Bad is titled "I.F.T."
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Acronym for "I'd fuck that" often used by women to notify other women that there is male eye candy around.
Check out the IFT that just walked in, I wonder if he's as easy as I am?
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Abbreviation for I'd fap that.
Meaning you'd masturbate to given object, or person
Man, I could never get a girl like her, so IFT.
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When you see a hot girl and you look over to your buddies and say "IFTS" without her knowing what you are talking about!
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id f*ck that!
do u see that guy over there? ift him!
by mandy13 March 11, 2009
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