A mash-up Halloween costume that's part Cher, part sheriff
"Guess who's coming in the room with the fancy costume. It's the Cher-iff!"
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The definition of 'Iff' is the same as 'Of', 'Off', 'If', and 'Have'.
"Would you please get iff me"

"I would Iff have gotten away with it Iff it wasn't for you meddling kids, and your dumb dog".

"Get your hands Iff me, you damn dirty Ape".

"I should'ff seen it coming"

"Wait till you see the whites Iff thier eyes".
by GingerGrampa January 10, 2022
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when you have an unexpected influx of information in a conversation
being defined as someone who has been told information they didn't expect the other person to know.

"what is rolling stock?"
iffie: "rolling stock is anything to do with rail and transportations, it refers to railway vehicles, power vehicles... anything to do with rail"
me: oh shit i just got iffied iff-eed
by ninjabicookies February 28, 2020
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