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Stands for the Israel(i) Defence Force.
Was established at 1948, by the 3 larger underground organizations "ha'hagana", "ha'etzel" and "ha'lehi" ("ha" means "THE" in hebrew).
Although all three organizations resisted the on-coming combination, the all out assult made by all arabic countries around israel - egypt, syria, jordan, even few armies from iraq and saudi arbic, forced all leaders to put thier difference of opinion aside and join forces.
Through out history the IDF never lost a war, including war in terror, as the IDF is the only army that actually WON terror.
The military power itself divided, unlike the US army, to many sub-categories, not just by air, ground and sea. for example, the big infantry brigades - "Golani", "Givaty", "Nahal" and "Tzanhanim" (paradroopers) make the "infantry" army, but the armoured devisions are a whole different army, agian, unlike the US military, which includes the armoured devisions and the infantry as one "ground army", with one central command.
Although VERY small in size and young in age, the IDF known to be one of the best armed forces in the world, which comes to fruition by training forigin armed forces, for example - the israeli sea commando "Shayetet 13" (AKA S13) helps (yeah, they actually do that) navy SEALs when it comes to off shore raids and attacks. S13 also known to train navy SEALs as long as about 1/3 of SEALs' course.
Another known yet seceret counter terror unit is "sayeret MATCAL" (stands for "General Staff rangers"). this unit made some of the most daring, most astonishing raids in history, operation "spring youth". during this operation more then 70 terrorists were killed in lebannon, after a combained operation of "sayeret MATKAL" and "the MOSAD" (israeli CIA), while no israeli operator was harmed.
A common proverb, simple but powerful, was "made" to describe this army, who built itself from nothing, after the terrible disaster of the holocaust, when 6 MILLION jews were killed by the nazis. "behurenu ha'metzu'yanim" - our great guys!
I.D.F is the only thing that acutally works in israel nowdays - a common proverb, said with a a smile
by izik September 04, 2005
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IDF stands for Israeli Defense Forces. Many mistake it to mean they defend Israel from invasions and attacks when in essence they instigate invisaions themselves and launch attacks on unsuspecting victims. The IDF has been implicated in many massacres over the years. Most of which have not made it to mainstream news outlets because of Pro-Israel lobby groups.

The IDF gets most of its funding from the United States. U.S. tax payers are often, unknowinling, fund this immoral and inhumane war machine, one of the region's most ruthless armies.

The IDF bombed a house killing most of its young occupants, some were babies less than a month old.

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Israel Defense Forces

One of the best armies in the world. They are so used to dealing with terrorism, that the U.S. had to copy their security measures in airplanes and airports. Every Israeli male and female must serve in the IDF for at least two years.
The IDF is currently building the Security Fence to give the terrorists a harder time to get to Israel.
by Rodzilla January 01, 2005
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Irish Defence Force

Founded in 1922, the Irish Defence Force is the rightful owner of the abbreviation IDF at least in the defence force world seen as the Israeli Defence Forces were founded in 1948.
IDF doesn't mean Israeli Defence Force! It means Irish Defence Force!
by Waraddict October 29, 2006
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I Don't Fuck!

Something one may say accidentally when he/she (usually a he) is overwhelmed to an extent it affects his brain judgement.

The greatest fear of every man.
Hot ass babe: Hey sexy, you look hot, how about I give you a party.
Bobby: ..*drooling* .I.. Dont... Fuck!
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Perfect antonym of a scene kid; One (usually a high school male but there are females and older people too) who do not conform to any particular stereotypes, popular or unpopular trends. At least not on purpose.
Misty is a scene girl; every day she spends an hour or two putting on makeup then her big black boots and other Goth apparel. She wants the outside of her body to express the rebel inside.

Joe is and Idf. When he wakes up in the morning he puts on his shoes and goes to school. He'll shower and put on a clean t-shirt and jeans if he feels like it’s worth the effort, generally it’s not.
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A growing subculture of individuals. They dress as simply as possible and are easily recognized by that bored look on their face. They usually live in really boring locations such as rual towns in Nebraska, Wisconsin, or Kansas.
Idfs frankly just don't give a fuck about anything. They may have some things they care about but they probably won't share this with you.
by Jimmie Dean November 22, 2004
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