When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.
Ohh eemm geee! I have to pee like a bandit!

Okay, not gonna lie, I have to pee like a bandit.
by PixieStix1632 December 6, 2010
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