I’m single and I’m ready to mingle

Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time

I just got a match on Tinder!

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!

by RandomJack69 December 20, 2018

I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

When you eat to much frying pan oil and go on the terror dactil and poop your pants but it’s ok because you have a golden German Shepard

When I play genshin impact with Nate yeoman, I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

by Alex wolford fan January 21, 2022

i’m not ready

yes were dating but i’m not ready to say that yet and i can’t wait to see you this month

yeah i like you ajané but i’m not ready

by yessirskiiiie December 9, 2020