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Something you say to someone who is joking around with you, causing you to get upset like a little paranoid bitch and drink all of their beer. Usually this is a last resort when your intelligence suffers so badly that you can't think of anything clever to say.
Mike felt like crying like a little baby at Beavermead, so he said "I'll punch you in the face!".
by Binary Jay July 05, 2005
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When you have some reason to be mad at someone you may feel inclined to punch them in the face.

A frequently used hashtag on twitter. #illpunchyouintheface

Or, you may be so mad you forget to use spaces.

See this page www.illpunchyouintheface.com/illpunchyouintheface/ to see comments with other examples.
If you steal my beer again illpunchyouintheface!
OR
If you mention #winning again in a tweet #illpunchyouintheface
by illpunchyouintheface May 08, 2011
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