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When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!
man1:"hey have you had your hair cut?"
man2:"I ME BE A MELON!"
man1:"ok"*backs away looking scared*
by !SpOzIuK! September 28, 2005

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