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Whenever something goes wrong in your life, in the world, wherever, the expression to use is 'I blame David Day'. This started as an internet prank , so the story goes, but has become quite popular.Basically the expression allows you to blame anything that has gone wrong on this mysterious David Day.
Burnt my hand on the stove!I blame David Day!

Woke up this morning feeling sick!I blame David Day!

Floods in the East!I blame David Day!
by tazzibear October 18, 2011