the phase you say when you don't know what to say next
Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!
by mag21 August 17, 2014
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Also known as 'Sam I Ham', is a reference to the Dr. Seuss classic, Green Eggs and Ham. It is a character that encourages different characters to try green eggs and ham.
This book is also parodied as 'Green Eggs and Sam.' (721)
"Sam: I AM SAM. I AM SAM. SAM I AM.

Joey: THAT SAM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM!

Sam: DO WOULD YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM?

Joey: I DO NOT LIKE THEM,SAM-I-AM.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.

Sam: WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE?

Joey: I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM."

- Green Eggs and Ham
By: Dr. Seuss
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A way of saying "don't f*&%$ with me" if someone is trying to start shit with you in any way shape or form or I will retaliate.
Vonshay was tryin' to be up in my shit, and I'm like, bitch I am NOT the one.
by Ekeoutmyisis March 12, 2016
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