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Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face
Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"
by BigBrownSmoothie May 18, 2011