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A Hyper Spastic Rhino is somebody who acts crazy and doesn't know what the word Spastic means. They don't look people in the eyes when talking to them and falls down stairs while jumpping rope.
Wow Sarina .. you are such a hyper spastic rhino. Just look me in the eyes and stop jumping rope
by Whoeveryouthinkiam March 25, 2012