| 1. | Hurricane Slap | ||
|
When a male is having intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, the male takes both hands and arms, and winds them up like a windmill and slaps the female in the ass. Sometimes resulting in the female slamming her head into the wall/headboard that was directly in front of her. John: Hey man i totally Hurricane slapped my girlfriend last night.
Joe: No shit man did she fall off or stay on John: She fell off and put a hole in my fucking wall Joe: Nice! it must of been one hell of a Hurricane Slap ! |
|||
| 2. | Louisiana Hurricane | ||
|
for men: where u tie your significant other to a ceiling fan by the ankles, then turn on the fan. as your significant other spins, you dick-slap them in the face when they come close to you. that couple used the Louisiana Hurricane last night.
|
|||
| 3. | Hurricane Katrina | ||
|
Seen as a right of passage in most groups of friends, the Hurricane Katrina (Often referred to as "The HK") is performed the night of birthday parties at midnight, usually starting at age of 20. The sequence of events goes as follows
At midnight, everyone at the party starts chanting "Hurricane Katrina" and begins to Make their way outside. Everyone gathers around the birthday boy/girl. Once everyone is gathered, the birthday boy/girl takes a handle of alcohol of their choice and takes a pull for as long as possible. As soon as the pull is complete, a bucket or a few cups of water are thrown on the birthday boy/girl. Directly after the water, the birthday boy/girl gets an extremely hard slap across the face (The birthday boy/girl gets to decide who slaps them ahead of time). Once the HK is complete, partying resumes with the birthday boy/girl's new found glory. Nick: I'm really nervous about the HK man.
Ned: Don't be such a pussy. And make sure not to take a pussy pull. 5 seconds minimum. Nick: I won't, my rep is on the line here Erin: Did you see Nick's Hurricane Katrina? Sam: Yeah, it was nuts. He got slapped so hard Erin: For real, he's definitely going to be feeling that tomorrow. Sam: He certainly got huge respect for him now |
|||
| 4. | Hurricane Katrina | ||
|
an embarrassment for America that the entire planet, no, the entire UNIVERSE saw. It exposed the incompetence, stupidity and uncaring attitudes that have plagued the U.S.A. for a long time. 1.I saw TV coverage of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina had come and left. A TV news reporter was there, talking about gangs looting, shooting and causing trouble. Several thousands were without electricity, shelter, food, drink, medicine, restroom facilities and other essentials that were needed NOW. The reporter spoke about how the National Guard, Red Cross, disaster relief and others were "blocked" from entering the city because "the gangs were too violent and were preventing help from getting in". Yeah, right. The Guard and the relief could've mowed down them stupid gangstas with their large vehicles. There were some armored cars for Pete's sake! The sun had just set and the TV idiot talked about "the city descending into anarchy", and yet relief didn't get in for nearly a fucking week! This display of gross incompetence was seen all over the world and it showed in living color the incompetence, corruption and absolute STUPIDity rampant in America. more...
On top of that, some people elsewhere were saying "why should we rebuild New Orleans? It was built six feet below sea level!". Cretins! Ignorant IDIOTS! Then some people around here were distributing some boneheaded paper about "how God sent this hurricane to punish... |
|||
| 5. | junedogger | ||
|
Commomnly used in Northern Minnesota, it's when someone is passed out,(prefferably in the upright position), then some daring party-goer lowers their pants and sticks their bare asshole on the tip of the passed out person's nose. Then you reach around and give the passed out person a good slap on the face, waking them up. This results in the person springing forward, essentially giving themselves a full facefull of ass. Looks like Craig is the first one to pass out! I'm gonna give him a junedogger!
|
|||
| 6. | Hurricane | ||
|
When a person dunks their head in a bucket in ice water for at least five seconds, pulls their head out, gets slapped in the face by the nearest friend, shotguns a beer, and then carries on without adjusting hair or makeup. "I hurricaned last night between pre-gaming and going to the bar, it was the perfect conversation starter!"
|
|||
| 7. | The PITFOAETTC Factor | ||
|
PITFOAETTC (Pronounced pitfoeic) stands for Persistance In The Face Of All Evidence To The Contrary. First coined as a Wuggit Olympic Event (see under Wuggit Olympics at Drumrattle.com) it describes those individuals who will insist they are right no matter what irrefutable evidence to the contrary is put to them.
Like those awful auditionees who are seemingly unable to actually hear the evidence of their own ears when they murder great songs with their caterwauls, cry buckets of disbelieving tears when told they are shite, and then come back the year after sounding even worse after singing lessons. It is also a trait of a creature called a Wuggit (see above site also) and is demonstrated in no creature better than the so called Inflammation Wuggit, as demonstrated by her alter-ego in the example below The PITFOAETTC Factor is demonstrated in the following conversation but first, note the irrefutable evidence.
more...
'If you say 'an otel' when speaking (which is now often regarded as distinctly old-fashioned), then it may be appropriate for you to write 'an hotel'; but most people say 'hotel' with a sounded 'h', and should write 'a hotel'.' By contrast, words such as 'honour', 'heir' or 'hour' in which the 'h' sound is dropped are written with 'an'. Americans who drop the 'h' in 'herb' may also prefer to write 'an herb', but in standard British pronunciation the 'h' is sounded, and 'a herb' is therefore correct in writing. Because 'European' is said with an initial 'y' sound, which counts as a consonantal sound in English speech, it is said (and written) with 'a' not 'an'. An abbreviation such as M.P., which is pronounced em pea, begins with a spoken vowel, and so it is 'an M.P.' (Source: Ask Oxford, Oxford University) FlamingRoyal: it is most definitely "an hotel" Rick Primi GB: flaming, incorrect, unless every reference book in existence is wrong lol Elkie540: i dont think the people who wrote the oxford dictionary are uneducated somehow. It even EXPLAINS that it is old fashioned to say 'an hotel' FlamingRoyal: it is not an archaic saying, it is quite correct Elkie540: its not FlamingRoyal: oh yes it is Elkie540: i researched this carefully and its A hotel! FlamingRoyal: I have used Chat rooms for long enough to discern the dumbing down of the Englis... |
|||
