hump me

When yo girl is ready for dick but you just wana hump

Im ready hump me

by Bman112 September 25, 2017

Humpty humped me

A unneutered male dog greeting his owner at the front door.

When I came in the door last night, Humpty humped me, that silly nut!

by Mrs. Johnson January 10, 2007

hump me fuck me

Verse from the best song ever, Deepthroat by Cupcakke... you should watch it

Hump me fuck me. Daddy better make me choke.

by Bitchesbewitches May 27, 2017

hump me so hard

WHEN YOUR SO READY FOR BUTTSEX BUT SHE JUST WANTS U TO HUMP HER WHILE SHE MOANS

OH BABY HUMP ME SO HARD ILL EVEN MOAN WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK

by GIANTS RULE PATRIOTS DRULE February 13, 2018

hump me dump me

A relationship that usually lasts less than a week, purely for the sole purpose of having sex. Supposed to be a play on words of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.

Omg Sally, I think Tom pulled a hump me dump me on me last night.

by maxwags January 14, 2018

OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY

WHERE YOU CUM IN HER SO MUCH SHE CALLS YOU A CUNT FUCKER

OH DADDY YOU ARE MAKING MY CUNT LEAK WITH YOUR CUM YOU SEXY CUNT FUCK OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY

by do A FlIp November 1, 2019