Human Bath Mats 

When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.

Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room?

Human Bath Mats by New York Stefon May 18, 2010

human bath mats 

its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!

human bath mats by stefonlovesbabydj May 18, 2010