Sexy motherfucker with a big dick, if you are friends with a hubert then you better suck his dick or miss out on his bomb dick
Me:hey have you seen the new kid
Friend: yeah his names hubert so i cant wait to hop on his dick
by eatthatpussy4456849 June 11, 2018
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Hubert is a sexy mofo. There is no one like him. The kind of guy you want you daughter to date. 10/10 would approve.
Gosh, I wish I had a Hubert like my best friend
by Bubu45 November 24, 2021
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Huberts are kids that smoke high grade marijuanna and do other drugs. and end up broke after their fix of dutchmasters, munchie foods, and drinks. usually fall asleep high with no dolla billls in they pocket.A hubert can also be a kid that undertakes strange and unordinary hobbies . huberts are known to be soft and very queer. huberts are prime victims for hitting licks.
i dont understand why jj hubbeettt intends on buyin 7 dubs a day instead of just buying a quarter and saving himself 30ddollars.. what a hubert ass nigga. ppssshhhhh. i love huberts <3
by sir seeks alot January 9, 2012
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An ignorant cunt who doesn’t get girls and can’t take a joke .the only things he does in life is sit on his Xbox or ride around in his bike
Hubert is gay cause I said so
by Jeffery was great January 24, 2020
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The kind of guy who steals free samples from Sams Club.
Hubert is a retard.
by I.Spit.Bars April 24, 2017
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A cubic mouthful. i.e. Unit of volume.
Bluto Blutarsky squeezed a hubert of mashed potatoes on the preppy.

I'd estimate her naturals to be a couple of huberts.
by sswo April 29, 2011
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