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Really jacked asian kid with a HUGE penis, often reffered to as chuck norris or ghandi. Howffs hit the gym 6 times a week, taking sunday off for having unprotected sex with multiple women.
Wow that kid i saw the other day is such a Howff, he gets all the chicks.
by HOWFFISAMAZING<3 October 07, 2011

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