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That random dude you share a house with in college who never does shit for cleaning, or any home improvement whatsoever, and then cops an indignant attitude when you try to make him do one little thing because you didn't ask nicely.
When the lights go off in your room and you're on the same breaker as the House Ass who's room is on two breakers and you bark at the House Ass that it's their turn to go flip the breakers, that you've done it every time its happened, that it doesn't matter who fucking overloaded the circuits, that the wiring is just bad and they still refuse and then complain to another housemate that it's because you didn't ask them nicely.
by Rebespierre January 18, 2012

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