Hott Mess

Take a good look at yourself in the nearest mirror because either your hair, or makeup (or god-forbid outfit!) is out of control. Don't let the "hott" in front mess confuse you.. cus you def need some frizz spray or a hair brush..fast!

You look a hott mess today

Hott Mess by Sarah ohyeah February 27, 2008

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hott mess

A hot mess is a bad thing. Imagine a mess, (stinky clothing, bad hair) and add hot to it (sweaty stinky clothing). It is someone who is a mess, but worse.

She looks a hott mess.

hott mess by Johnzie Philzzle June 11, 2006

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Hott-Mess

A pejorative word used to describe one that exudes the characteristics of "hot" "messy" garbage. This definition is often debated among girls who cuddle on guys' couches and become hot messes themselves. Girl(usually a chemist) would say it means a sexy mess. Guy(usually a broker) usually says its....well, hot garbage

Kelly: " We look like such a Hott-Mess ".

Dave: "Isn't a Hot-Mess like hot garbage though?"

Hott-Mess by BA Broker December 6, 2011

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HottMess

Someone who lives the Rock Star, Porn Star, White Guy/girl wasted LIFE! And still manages to look Super Sexy even after an All-Nighter!

Alex Mosiniak HottMess
Lindy Lee HottMess
Fergie/Jesus

HottMess by Big Sext July 14, 2013

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Hottmess Status

An amazing waaay of life. No need to be hott, or a mess, justt live a fun life that is a mess, haa, but in a good waay(:

Guy: "Yeah these two hos take turn every week, shit atleast i get to kiss 'em"

Girl: "Thatts too Hottmess Status"

Guy: "WTF is that?"

Girl: "A waay of life haaa."

Hottmess Status by WoahWoahMe March 7, 2010

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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