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The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge. Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper." Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?" |
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