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Hot Route 

Refers to traveling out of your way to intentionally come into contact with gorgeous members of the opposite sex.

Can be done by foot, but is preferably done in an expensive and flashy vehicle. The path traveled usually takes one by a certain locale where said hotties are known to congregate. Can also refer to following a particularly sexy person for a short time, or dawdling near them.
Guy 1: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. I ran a hot route in my bother's new car on the way over here."

Guy 2: "No problem dude. See any fine looking women?"

Guy 1: "Hell yeah! Got some numbers too."
Hot Route by don't be that guy September 28, 2009
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Hot Route 

Last minute change of plans due to no longer being able to do the original activity.
Bob: I wanna go to the pool.
Steve: Sounds good to me, but what if it rains?
Bob: Then we can hot route and go to the bar instead.

hot-route 

The act of dipping your dick in hot sauce for lubrication while fucking.
"She said she liked it spicy, so I gave her a hot-route"

"bitch made me buy her 11 drinks, so I hot-routed her"

"That exam just hot-routed me!"
hot-route by lulibrary December 26, 2012

Rotten hot pocket 

An oozy vagina that resembles a hot pocket microwaved wrong
"My boyfriend would rather eat my rotten hot pocket than take Dalton to monster trucks!"