Hot Mervin

To plant fecal matter into the food and or beverage of ones client.

Typical Mervins:
*Sandwich
*Burger (Patties)
*Salad
*Spaghetti (Meat Balls)
*Sausage or Beef Dog (Hot Dogs are too pink)
*Beer
*Hot Fudge Sundae (FUDGE)

My boss is a DICK so i gave him a Hot Mervin in his Burrito and blamed it on the hot new bimbo apprentice.

Hot Mervin by Shrexyshrek March 31, 2015

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Hot Melvin with a cork

Another word for the kind of diarrhea where the first chunk is poo, then the rest is diarrhea.

"Dude, I had some nasty Taco Bell and had to lay a huge Hot Melvin with a cork in the toilet!"

Hot Melvin with a cork by Mr. Squiggles May 3, 2005

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Hot Mervin • hot melvin • Hot Melvin with a cork • HOT • Hot Topic • hot dog • Hot Mess • Hot Karl • Hot Rod • hot sauce

hot melvin

Recieving a blow job while taking a shit at the same time.

She was surprised when her boyfriend asked for a hot melvin.

hot melvin by candygurl May 4, 2006

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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