Top Definition
Prior to coitis, yet after foreplay, one acts as if he is about to stick his phallus into a womans vaginal cavity, but sneakily and craftfully penetrates with a ball park frank or other similar tubed meat.
Frank Fretter was about to "crumpify," be instead reached into his back pocket and gave Jessica a loving hot doggett on their 2 month anniversary. Let's put it this way, tears of love rushed from her eyes.
by the d00d October 20, 2006

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