Poppin hot rocks

poppin hot rocks is the coolass way of saying my shoulda popped out

Izzy popped hot rocks, it looks so damn weird.

by PIMPHAT December 7, 2004

real good, real hot, rock hard

1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.

1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!

2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!

by Gormory Wexler October 22, 2008

Hot Box of Rocks

A person (usually female) Who is very attractive, yet not very smart.

Hot = Their physical appearance
Box of Rocks = what occupies the place where their brain should be

Chicken or Fish? Really?!?!?...Man that Jessica Simpson is one Hot Box of Rocks!

Phillip: "So, are you gonna start dating that girl from Jersey?"
Charles: "Nah she's only booty call material, turns out she's just a Hot Box of Rocks"

"Dude let's go to the bars tonight, my cock needs a Hot Box of Rocks"

by ConeCrewCarl November 9, 2010

Bavarian hot rock massage

Like the conventional hot rock massage ,a Type of massage involves the use and placement of heated basalt river rocks on different points of the body it is then used to deep tissue massage by qualified technicians to expertly massage with the use of the stones ,
The Bavarian version has substituted the Rocks for three ( or four ) equally spaced faecal nuggets along the spine of the lucky recipient of the deep tissue relaxation massage .

The Bavarian hot rock massage is a great honeymoon gift to surprise your newlywed partner

by StuBoy February 15, 2022

Hot rocks

Hot rocks in irish slang would be known as a person with ginger balls or in general just ginger balls

Mike : Lads theres hot rocks walking down the street
Nathan: story hot rocks !!

by Irishslanerxx November 18, 2018