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A Hot Jason is when you use a girls tears as lube.
She was a little 'too' confident so I decided to make her cry and then give her a Hot Jason
by hackmetopieces October 20, 2009
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When a Russian of ill repute offers a man a cup of tea, and instead of tea she will piss in a cup and heats it to a scalding temperature. She will then throw it in his face, and when he's overcome with pain she will steal his wallet.
Minka: Can I get you tea?

AJ: I'd love some, but Im getting a bj right?

Minka: Yes, here is tea

AJ: AHHHH! A hot Jason!

Minka: Give me wallet
by MMLibby September 25, 2010
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