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When you eat hot cheetos and your poop becomes a red ,burning, and uncomfortable. Also can happen with Takis
Guy 1: Man, why were you in the bathroom for so long, where you fapping?

Guy 2: Nah dawg, nah, i had a bag of hot cheetos earlier-

Guy 1: Ahh, Hot Cheeto Regret?

Guy 2: Mmmm yup.
by mmmmmmmmmmmmcheese May 15, 2011