It's a known fact in horsham that you only have to stand under a street lamp and within 5 minutes you will be asked "How much will it cost?" Also If you can walk through May park at 2am wearing a pink shirt and not be malled to death by Emos you know today will be a good day.
Yeah walked through the park at 2am wearing a pink T-shirt
Yeah, an emo came over and made out with me,'cept I cut my lip on her percing.
That is bad, maybe if you went all the way through high school and didn't constantly change gender this wouldn't have happened
Like you can talk, you work under a street lamp.
Well it works in a town with a name like horsham.
Yeah, fair enough.
So how's your girlfriend?
Dumped her yesterday, we'd been going out for way to long..