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hornlake 

A city in Mississippi about 10 minutes from Memphis, Tennessee also known as whorelake, that consists of some of the coolest people you'll ever meet, trashiest hoes on the street, a shit ton of idiots, and some if the best weed in desoto county. Cops are petty and are fucking everywhere btw but other than that HOElake the spot.
You trynna go to southaven?

Nah, hornlake.
hornlake by Emmmmmmaaaa October 13, 2018
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Horseface Hottie (HFH) 

A person with a long narrow face, bugly eyes, big teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics but you actually find them very attractive in part due to their horseface features.
Joe: I used to think all horseface chicks were ugly but man Rachel Starr is definitely an exception to that rule.

Duante: definitely true man, she's smoking hot, a definite Horseface Hottie (HFH)!

horseface 

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.
My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.
horseface by Adnan January 13, 2004

HorseFace 

A face as long as Sarah Jessica Parker's
Wow! Sarah Jessica Parker has a horseface
HorseFace by BiotechTRGM June 12, 2019

Horseland 

A website that used to be full of cool kids that is now full of losers and the occasional decent person. The people who own it don't give a toss about whether there moderators are calling people - THEY JUST DON'T CARE. The new people are about 10 && go around shouting "Owwww I just slit my wrists."

PATHETIC.
Horseland Forum --

Emochild <3 Heartbroken: I just slit my wrists
HOTEMOCHICKANDCHEERLEADER: Me too! We are sad together
Hannah Montana: Hi, I am the real Hannah Montana!!
Emochild <3 Heartbroke: Your not Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana: Yes I am - YOUR JUST JELOUS
Horseland by I am annonymous January 11, 2009

Horselike 

Similar to a horse; Similar to that of a horse; as, a horselike head
"That bitch is horselike"
Horselike by Savage GM February 4, 2010

Horseface 

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.
My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.
Oh my gosh it’s horseface
Horseface by MouldyPotatoPrincess October 18, 2018