Horse

A big doggo

“Horses: He protecc. He attacc. And most importantly, he a snacc.”

by The horse girl with ponies August 1, 2019

Horse

Julien

Whoa did you see that horse?
Oh that was Julien lol

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 16, 2021

Horse

A four-legged animal that has a large face and big tough hooves. They have certain equipment (I don’t recommend bits) like bridles, saddle, saddle pads, etc.

I was so bored I wrote this :)

A horse that likes riding in a bit has something wrong with them :)

by Elizabeth Snowcobbler June 13, 2019

Horse

A bad player; typically in video games.

Trevor: Dave, why would you make that play you horse?!

by Dallasboi1992 August 1, 2016

Horse

A female that needs riding.

See also... Finger Horse

"Thats a good lookin horse"

"I wouldnt mind given that horse a ride tonight"

by mccarthy and lynch September 30, 2005

Horse

Horse can be used to define your state of mind or mood depending on the situation in a comical manner. It should be noted that the very essence of the Horse expression lies in the intonation. For example, if someone says: I'm so horse today.. it can mean lots of things. Only the true Horse masters can understand all the subtilities in all Horse conversations.

It's horse in here! - which could mean it's hot in here.
Man! I'm horse. - I am hungry.
Man, I Horsed for 3 hours last night - which could mean you had 3 hours of sleep or you danced on a pogo-ball for 3 hours straight.

by Ricks_ August 2, 2006

Horse

Used to describe a posh person (usually a girl) with a long face and horsey features. Normally blonde pale and nasty looking!

Charlie from Busteds girlfriend is a right horse !!!

by Helen Ramjutton May 13, 2004