n.
The act or an example of repeating mindless cliches or sayings that do not even make sense in the context.
A common Hornerism is

*sighs* "Man, I'm up to my elbows in alligators and busier than a one armed paper hanger in a pile of quicksand and that is, is the bottom line."

This would only be a Hornerism if the person who said this just got back from a 2-hour lunch with perspective "customers" who just happen to amount to no business.
by Ballsackreligious November 8, 2004
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someone who you cheat on ur spouse with. commonly used by people from the island of trinidad and tobago.
de horner man run outa de house
by nea_nea July 11, 2008
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Rubbing your hand on your butt sweat then slapping someone.
If you don't calm down I'm going to come over there and give you a Filthy Horner!
by Shelby Badger April 27, 2012
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Jade Horner is an amazing girl, She is beautiful, smart, funny and she has a way of making everyone around her smile. She has an amazing sence of music. She has only one Flaw that i can notice.. That she can never see how good she is and that she is so perfect, I wish she could see herself the way i can see her then maybe she wouldnt think so little of herself.
Hey Look its Jade Horner
by ThePluckingSong November 19, 2010
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That fit but strict PE teacher who gives more shits about the right trousers for PE than a student with a broken neck
JIMMEH: DuDe i have Mr Horner for PE
KENNETH: ShIt MaN do you have trousers with no logo, 100% black?
JIMMEH: No..
KENNETH: consider yourself dead
by poopypoopystink September 12, 2021
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A mother fucking bitch ass teacher who know bull shit about her job.
Mrs Horner: Ok class get to work on shit that will never help you in life

Class: SHUT UP BITCH
by fuqboidick October 22, 2017
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