Hoover schneef

The act of sniffing up something, usually cocaine, but can also be used for a dog who roots around in garbage.

Dude, my mutt got into the garbage and hoover schneefed all the food wrappers.

by J.g rjjfjdjd January 12, 2022

Hoover some schneef

When one partakes in the act of inhaling cocaine through the nostril. The "hoover" section of the saying comes from the vacuum brand, while schneef is a variation on the word sniff or to sniff. "Schneef" is slang for cocaine.

I'm so drunk, someone needs to rack up so I can hoover some schneef right now.

I'm surprised we're not hoovering some schneef right now!

by Michael Wrightwood November 26, 2022