His introduction reads as follows :
"Our future successor, Edward VII or common to us all as 'Bertie', has kept a rather "Hooba Boobah" secret from the public. Last morrow a dear, and trust worthy friend in connection to the Royal Family, has told me of our future king's materials for Coitus. I ask your pardon if any women should read this, but indeed, I believe it is only incumbent on me to hint that our dear 'ol Bertie certainly is not an enchanting heir."
- Daily New Era by Mr. Peter R. Tippey (1901)
1. That television programme was Hooba Boobah.
2. Shut your Hooba Boobah-ing mouth.
3. You must be the most Hooba Boobah-ish person I have ever met.