A severe condition in which a large orgy of men simultaneously go out and purchase copious quantities of costco bagels and children's clothes (especially of the princess variety). They then partake in a disney, pooh bear role-playing, sex pile, in which the bagels are lubricated and thrust violently into the anus.
Bob: "Hey man, what's up?"
Billy: "Not much, just playin' my TI89"
Bob: "Oh that's cool, so how was the party last night?"
Billy: "It was fun, except a lot of bagels were wasted in that honorad!"