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From homosexual and panic.
An accusation that a person made a certain decision because they were suffering from an irrational fear that they are homosexual. Can be used to trap a person within their own circle of fear, as an insult based on the subject's own latent Homophobia, either seriously or in a jocular fashion. Can be countered by not being a parochial idiot. 1)Dan:Why did I nail that skank? I am now regretting that decision.
Joe:Hompan, my friend. You overcompensate, feeling the need to entertain chicks to prove to everyone including yourself that you're not Hom. 2)Dan:Why didn't I go nail that skank? I immediately regret that decision. Joe:Hompan! You realised you were a Hom and couldn't go through with it. 3)Dan:Are you gay? Joe:No even though I've never had a girlfriend in my life. Dan:Sounds like you have Hompan buddy. 4)Dan:Are you really a gay person? Joe:No, I have sired a child and been living happily in a monogamous relationship with a woman for some time. Dan:Hmmm.....sounds like Hompan to me. Joe:Goddammit! Counter:- Joe:You have a bad case of Hompan, old bean. Dan:You're an idiot. Joe:Touché |
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