Holy penis

Holy penis is the definition for a cock that's so nice just one glimpse will make any girl panties fall, and make any guy cum instantly
HOLY FUCK! That holy penis is so beautiful it made me wet instantly
by HolyOfAllHollyPenis December 30, 2021
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Holy turtle penis

When you are extemely surprised, just like OMFG
something like:

TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*

B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!
by stevewolf February 23, 2012
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Holy shit my penis is exploding

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.
Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*
by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009
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