Getting Drunk and picking up fat chicks cause its a easier and a much faster process than trying to pick up a hot girl with higher self esteem when you are hammered and horny. Plus there is almost always food in the fridge for in the morning at a fat chicks house. Also Fat chicks don't get picked up as often so they are a lot more apreciative and less likely to have an STD.
Man we just decided to get a bottle and go hoggin you down?
Hoggin is when a group of people (men) put $20 in a pot on pay weekends ($10 on non pay weekends) and hold a contest for the person having sex with the biggest nastiest woman they can find. (No repeats). The one with the biggest piece of proof (bra or panties or video) wins. Hog judge stays sober and gets 25% of the pot. Hog judges are appointed by a short straw.
Tom and Jim put $20 each into the judgement box. They both get laid that night. Tom brings back proof of his 250lb date. Jim brings back proof of his 306 lb date. The appointed "hog judge" keeps $10 and rules in favor of Jim's cow. Jim takes home $30.