Hoemantic

When you're not in a relationship yet treat each sexual encounter like a life long lover.

I hooked up with this person, lit candles, put on soft jazz, it was really hoemantic.

by Justinius Phoenix April 24, 2019

Hoemantic

Suggestive of the excitement two female friends get when spending quality time together.

Girls night out is going to be very hoemantic!

Like a bromance, but hotter <3

by NicoleM JulieG February 10, 2012

Hoemantic

When someone says romantic with overt sexual connotations

My buddy Stu was talking about his girlfriend Lou:

Stu: wow, look how beautiful the sunset is.

Lou: yeah, it's beautiful like your eyes, smile, and that COCK.

Stu: wow, that's the most hoemantic thing I've heard

by Dabrool October 2, 2022

Hoemantic

When you go on a romantic date. But your date ends up taking you to the local 7-11 (convenience store) instead.

Omg your so hoemantic!

by D3ziLuvsM3lo November 12, 2022