Super intense kissing, like normal kissing, except dirtier (and sometimes bloody, that's just what happens when you don't have a dental plan)

(warning: hobo kisses can induce stabbing and robbing you of everything in your pockets)
Jeff: Sally is sure a good kisser
Steve: did she give you Hobo Kisses?
Jeff: HELLZ YEAH
by ANNE[[monster]] October 17, 2008
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When water splashes back up and spritzes your a-hole after taking a dump in a public toilet.
"I had no other choice, so I had to take a number 2 in the mall bathroom. Unfortunately, I heard the familiar plop that could only be followed by a hobo's kiss. I now have some sort of ass disease, I'm sure of it."
by Clark Van Pants January 4, 2010
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