Top Definition
The poops that are coming out whether you're near a bathroom or not and you have to walk straight legged clenching your butt cheeks while you run to bathroom.
Rick had the hobblepoops, we all laughed as he tried to run to the bathroom without bending his knees, or pooping himself while holding his ass.
by Volkswizard October 26, 2010
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