|1.||Ho Chi Minh Two-Step|
The "Ho Chi Minh Two-Step" is to be unwell and have diarrhea, making you run to the bathroom.
Dave: You wanna come out tonight, man?
Brad: Nah dude - would love too but I have the Ho Chi Minh Two-Step.
Dave: Damn, what did you eat?
Brad: I had some left over Chinese takeaway - I think that set me off...