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A cross between a ditsy blond and a glamazon. What makes them different is their physical aggression. They like to hit, and they hit hard. Appease them with flattery and shiny objects.
John: The glamazon is such a ditsy blond.
Matt: No, she's a hitzy blond!
John: Oh crap, I think she heard me! Got any glitter?
by Parkles May 21, 2010