hitchin' a ride 

a great green day song that has very rythmical guitar sounds and a catchy beat; the song is about how someone feels when their getting drunk

Troubled times,
You know I cannot lie,
I'm off the wagon,
And I'm hitchin' a ride

hitchin' a ride by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

hitchin wagons 

Joining two lives into one in the form of marriage

Bean and ro0st are hitchin wagons for life

hitchin wagons by rooster_nugget July 14, 2010

Hitchin Boys 

An only boys school owned by Boris Johnson. This school is so old it has very old traditions like standing up when staff enters the room. This school is home to Mr Jon Newham who ran for mayor of Epping Forest, Mr Newham has the most legendary and iconic walk. Located in North Court is the prime location for race cart driving. The head teacher of HBS is a very nice lad, we will not tolerate Slander against our overlord. The year 7s are known to be wild creatures who pack a punch. If you get caught in their way they will engage fight mode. Just kick them.

James: I love Hitchin Boys.

Dexter: You like boys?

Hitchin Boys by queak December 19, 2021

Skippin' and Hitchin' 

The pre-fight gestures displayed by righteous brothers immediately preceding the opening of a can of Whoop Ass...on a boat dock...in Montgomery, Alabambambambama.

They rolled up on the USS Saltine skippin' and hitchin' after they saw that black man get jumped by a pack of white guys and then they kicked they asses.

Skippin' and Hitchin' by Tommi McLaughlin August 8, 2023

Hatching 

when the boys get drunk enough New Years they agree take turns fucking the local whore in the same bath water

We are Hatching this shawty

Hatching by Garfy13 February 5, 2021

Hitchens Rule

A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.

A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.

Hitchens Rule by neoblaque December 19, 2011

Hatchin' Eggs 

1. A way to describe walking, in reference to Pokemon Go.

2. To bail on a situation, in reference to Pokemon Go

3. People jogging, walking or biking at a speed slow enough to be registered by the Pokemon Go app GPS, while still being a faster pace than regular walking.

1. "My car broke down, I gotta hatch eggs."

2. "I'm over this music, I'm hatchin' eggs. PEACE!"

3. "I'm watching the Olympic speed walking. Man, these ladies are hatchin' mad eggs."

Hatchin' Eggs by Dalmatian Mice July 20, 2016