One who has an obsession with blondes or seems to be constantly dating blondes. Named after the notorious behavior of Alfred Hitchcock who would generally hire Blondes for female roles in movies
A- I can't get over Kim, she was too hot.
B- You say that about almost every blonde chick. I'm really starting to think you have a Hitchcock Complex
B- You say that about almost every blonde chick. I'm really starting to think you have a Hitchcock Complex
by Number9 June 13, 2014
Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.
Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."
by the creeper July 30, 2020
When you have a falling out with someone and they go running to the friends you don’t know looking for support and reassurance. Sympathy will be immediately granted upon realizing their friend is upset and because they don’t know you they have no reason to believe you are anything but a troublemaker.
Unfortunately even in situations where you aren’t even the one to blame, these people may come looking to cause more trouble for you or turn the falling out into an even bigger ordeal than it was to begin with.
Unfortunately even in situations where you aren’t even the one to blame, these people may come looking to cause more trouble for you or turn the falling out into an even bigger ordeal than it was to begin with.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010
An Alfred Hitchcock occurs at night after sex. This is when you get up to turn the light on and your naked likeness creates a silhouette on the window shade.
After I gave her the business and smoked her boots, she turned on the light as I walked past her window, the neighbors got an eye full of Alfred Hitchcock.
by Rob11R August 13, 2013
My bestfriend..... uhh yeahh..
BEAUTIFUL
AMAZING
FUNNY
LAUGHY
COOL
AWESUMMMM............ i love trying on her moms precious clothes... its so fun!! I am going to miss this girl so much when I leave... :(
BEAUTIFUL
AMAZING
FUNNY
LAUGHY
COOL
AWESUMMMM............ i love trying on her moms precious clothes... its so fun!! I am going to miss this girl so much when I leave... :(
by Maddie21 November 16, 2011
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