hit the can

To go poop. To most people, this does not refer to peeing, for that see related "hit the head".

I had a big lunch, I really need to hit the can before we leave.

by InfinitelyCorrect August 24, 2011

Hit the can

Drop a load or bleed the lizard

Senario One:
Guy 1- Brb
Guy 2- Where you going?
Guy 3- That iced tea was too much, i gotta hit the can.

Senario Two:
Guy 1- Brb
Guy 2- Where you going?
Guy 3- That Chicken Tikka Masala was too much, i gotta hit the can.

by Abe yaar July 25, 2011