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A history boner is derived from Dallas, Texas. It was first spoken by Morgan C.

A history boner is a boner that a female could have received but not able to because of her obvious limits, being a female. The word is used to reference something that happened in the past, and the woman thinks that she would have a boner in the certain situation.
The only known examples are as follow.

hmm i have a history boner for janis joplin

shes so awesome
yeah

like a back in the day boner

a boner that could have happened back in the day
by thatswhatiam December 07, 2010
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