Hisser 

A sneaky female fart.

A woman engaged in conversation at a cocktail party cuts loose with a hisser, i.e., she silently passes gas. She will usually try to affect an air of bored nonchalance but, to deflect possible attention to herself, will often transfix the nearest male with an accusatory glare which implies, 'You pig! How dare you do that in my presence?'

Hisser by USMC2531 July 2, 2009

Hissed 

It similar to hangry but when you are beyond hangry you are hissed (Pissed + Hungry)

My wife says when I don't eat I get hangry, but I get really hissed.

Hissed by bethel100 May 9, 2018

Hisser 

When a girl takes a piss with an audible jetting or rushing sound, often enhanced or amplified by a toilet bowl.

Holy shit, Michelle, you must have had to go bad. I heard that hisser from down the hall!

Hisser by Malcuntent March 12, 2017

Hisser 

Hell emo person that hangs in the city and hisses at people. Emotional, clingy and only associates in small negative groups. Cartoon characteristics that physically represent feelings, little over exaggerated hand movements. Acts like a baby, cute but scary ways.

Looks at those hissers sitting in a group at the park in the city, cuddling and making baby noises. Look at their facial piercings

Hisser by Jodo88 September 28, 2018

hisself 

Southern Colloquialism: Contraction of two separate words, him and self.

Ewald done got hisself pinned under tha tractor agin, Ma.

hisself by Cnut Stolen August 1, 2004

Hissed 

Being pissed and happy at the same time.

We don't have classes tomorrow but tomorrow is my favorite subject, I'm so hissed!

Hissed by Keanusaurus November 10, 2020

hisself 

Used in place of the word "himself" by non-educated, moronic, toothless wonders from the "hills" or the "hood". Usually heard in overabundance at NASCAR events.

Yup! He nearly pissed hisself, he was laughing so hard, yuk, yuk, yuk,..,

hisself by Roland819 November 23, 2006