Refers to being sodomized.
Konrad is getting his/her guts pushed in on his first day at prison. Happy birthday, Konrad.
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Will dominate and or has dominated one's competitors.

Relates to any sport or activity where one person is far better than the current rival(s), and proves it.
The Tennis Player 'waxed his (opponent) skis' 6-0. 6-0.
The winner of the race was so far ahead. He 'waxed their skis'.
I got beat so badly. He 'waxed my skis'.

She's going to dominate this match. She's going to 'wax her (opponents) skis'.

The Angels beat the Astros 16 to 2. They 'waxed the Astros skis'. or They 'waxed their skis'. :)

There's no competition for this guy. He's gonna 'wax their skis'.

Waxed (his, her, their, your ...) Skis
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həmp-ɪŋ-e-dɛsk

Idiom/Verb (Informal)

1. Being so consumed with ones job (and/or studies) that one actually begins to develop romantic (and/or sexual) relations with their furniture.

*The phrase originated in the early 21st century during which time a friend was defending his recently reclusive behaviors to another friend. While describing and defending these behaviors, the defense articulated that he had been studying for his MCAT and consequently "humping his desk".
*The phrase should be used in similar context during which the "humper" wishes to place extreme emphasis on his level of work.

*This phrase is often followed by adverbs such as: relentlessly, dutifully, professionally, consistently, and furiously (less frequent).

*The phrase should never be followed my adverbs such as: cheerfully, enthusiastically, or happily. If this is the case, said "humper" is stating a counterintuitive argument and is most likely being untruthful in his claims.
*Desk Humping is never fun
Wendy: "Hey John, have you seen Peter lately?"

John: "No Ms. Wendy, that dude's been Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) for weeks... Says he has some big project coming up"

Wendy: "Oh."
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saying someone has cheese down their back is another way of saying they’re a pedo
Bob:”have you seen that girl over there”
Niki minaj:”yuh they defo have cheese down his/her/their back”
Bob:”wait it’s selena...”
Niki:”gotta keep an eye out for selena”
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This is the day when you get to playfully slap the ass of your bestfriend of the opposite gender. That's where the his/her part comes from
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A slang term for masturbation.

Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.
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This can be an insult, an expression of pity/sympathy, or even a compliment, depending on the context. As an insult, it can mean a variety of things, ranging from "what an idiot" to "f*** you". In a more sympathetic way, it can mean something to the effect of "I feel bad for you/so-and-so" or "what a shame". As a compliment, it can actually mean "what a sweetheart" or "how cute/sweet". In that sense, it's typically referring to someone's innocence or as a term of endearment.
Examples of "bless your/his/her/their (little) heart(s)" in typical conversation:

Insult (what an idiot):
"His boss told him if he made another careless mistake when filing the data reports again, he'd fire him on the spot. Bless his heart."

Insult (f*** you):
"Hey baby, you've got to be the sexiest little thing here. How about you and I head back to my place and throw our own private party?"
"Bless your little heart. Thanks, but I think I'll pass."

Pity/Sympathy (I feel bad for you/so-and-so):
"Bless her heart, she worked so hard to bake a nice cake for her mom's birthday. But she tripped while carrying it and it was ruined when it fell on the ground."

Pity/Sympathy (what a shame):
"He could have been top of his class, if he hadn't started started skipping class to hang out with those troublemakers. Bless his heart."

Compliment (what a sweetheart):
"I don't know how she finds the time to raise those kids, clean her house, work as a part time substitute teacher, volunteer for church events, and still host occasional social gatherings in her home. Bless her heart, she's a saint!"

Compliment (how cute/sweet):
"Look, mommy! We made macaroni art at school today! Do you like it? I made it just for you."
"Bless your heart, you're so thoughtful. I love it! We'll put this on the fridge for everyone to see!"
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