a twenty something year old large male trying to fit in his girlfriends jeans for a concert in the city featuring a band you've never heard of at a place you won't fit into.
Did you see that Hipstapotomus on the subway??" "Yea man, if you want to fit into the crowd, you can't fit into your jeans.
by TheCraigsListKiller August 9, 2011
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