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1.
n. a person who is overweight and loud.
boy: "my dad said you're a hippocricket!"

woman: "Don't you mean a hypocrite?"

boy: "No! He says you're fat and annoying!"
by sha'poohpooh July 17, 2011
 
2.
To chastise someone for doing something that you yourself have also done.
Ryan: Clarence don't touch her hair you know she hates that.

Clarence: You are such a hippocricket, I saw you do it not 10min ago!!
by Geekslady February 28, 2011