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Hip Hop Valet Parking describes our African-American friends' tendency to station large American SUVs with oversized chrome rims in the fire lane in front of Wal-Mart or southside malls. A more subtle version occurs when the same SUV is spied with grandma's handicap placard mounted proudly next to a half dozen or so pine tree air fresheners to mask the scent of marijuana. Minor
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.
T-Dog's rim size is three times his ACT score...rollin hard on 27's sippin' a foty, smokin' a blunt...Hip Hop Valet Parking yo'.
by Gary Vitalis April 09, 2009

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